- i am slightly too drunk to function
- my parents are going away for a week tomorrow so i am buying a kitten
- i am very excited for said kitten
- i went to the darby today, it was fun except for all the orange people and the drama that went on
- but i drank a lot so that’s fine
- as soon as my parents go away tomrorow i am going to stock up on a) alcohol b) weed c) kitten food and effectively starve myself all week woooohooo
