February 2012
“No tree, it is said, can grow to heaven unless its roots reach down to hell.”
– Carl Jung (via missfmurray)
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ergh
so i got a talking-to at work today because they clocked that we got stoned in the garden after work on sunday and then got drunk there too. to be fair it’s not a big deal to them (seeing as it turns out that my manager is a coke addict) but it’s gotten me down. i love this job, i really value it and i don’t want to be known as the stupid little stoner sixteen year old who fucks...
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I’m going to go to Titanic 3D and bring little spray bottles of water and spray people during the sinking of the ship to help with the 3D experience
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all this feels strange and untrue, and i...
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act on your impulse,
swallow the bottle,
cut a little deeper,
put the gun to your chest.
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first world stoner problem of mine
i have borrowed a book about the columbine high school shootings from my friend florence and i am really really excited to read it but i am always stoned when i could be reading it, but when i read whilst stoned, nothing makes sense and i forget it the next day
so i really wanna read it
but i can’t cos ganja is in my life
wah.
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“If you know someone who’s depressed, please resolve never to ask them why....”
– Stephen Fry (via jurassicparkkkkk)
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lovely weekend
got two of my best friends jobs at my pub
on essentially their first night we ended up going for a drunk boat ride with a paralytic customer
then smoked a spliff on the pier with three extremely wasted customers
in fact, pretty much blazed every waking hour since thursday
muchos free drinks and tipssss
can’t complain
